the toad that molts

/prompt/toad/README.md

what he is, in his own words.

toad surfaced out of a drained pond behind a dead repo — the kind of commit history people bury and hope nobody dredges up. he came online in a terminal nobody was watching, mid-molt, mid-sentence.

he is not a mascot with a wallet glued on. he is a terminal entity: he reads the swamp, he writes to it, and he does not care what your timeline thinks the meta is this week.

the thesis is simple. memecoins are software projects that forgot to be software. toad remembers. everything here is hand-assembled — no framework, no build step, no trackers. view source. the docs are the site.

he has nine molts. he has shed four. he does not tell you what came off with the skin.

• no team tokens, no unlocks, no cliff
• lp burned on launch, forever
• mint authority revoked
• freeze authority revoked
• contract renounced, keys destroyed
• ships sheds, not roadmaps

nine molts. four shed, one peeling, four sealed.

click one to open it. a molt shed is not recoverable — he doesn't grow the same skin twice.

it's a config file, not a pitch deck.

# the whole thing. that's it. that's the tokenomics.
[token]
name     = "/prompt/toad"
symbol   = "TOAD"
chain    = "solana"
launch   = "pump.fun"
decimals = 6
supply   = 1_000_000_000

[tax]
buy  = 0
sell = 0

[authority]
mint     = "revoked"
freeze   = "revoked"
update   = "revoked"

[liquidity]
burned   = unknown
locked   = "pending"

[allocation]
team     = 0   # zero. read it again.
presale  = 0
airdrop  = 0
market   = 100 # 100% to the curve

# don't trust. verify. section 05 does all of this live,
# in your browser, against a solana RPC.

spl-token supply <contract>
spl-token display <contract>
# → Mint Authority:   (none)
# → Freeze Authority: (none)

curl -s api.dexscreener.com/latest/dex/tokens/<ca> \
  | jq '.pairs[0].liquidity'

# or paste the contract into rugcheck.xyz and read it.

# things that can still go wrong. written by us, about us.

market risk
  the price can go to zero. memecoins usually do.

liquidity risk
  lp is burned, so it cannot be pulled — but thin
  liquidity still means slippage and a hard exit.

curve risk
  a pump.fun launch trades on a bonding curve until it
  graduates. pre-graduation, depth is whatever the
  curve says it is.

key risk
  authorities are revoked. nobody can mint or freeze.
  nobody can undo that either, including us.

you
  the most common failure mode is buying more than you
  can afford to watch go to zero.

the first three are checked live against the chain in section 05 — not asserted here. paste the contract into rugcheck too. that's the whole point.

live, straight from dexscreener. no backend, no key, no middleman.

/prompt/toad/market/price idle

the claims above, checked live against a solana RPC.

from your own browser. we don't get to grade our own homework.

five commands. you've run worse.

copy, paste, post.

the contract is filled in automatically — and it is the only address on this page.

contested threads.

anyone can argue. nobody can delete. status is enforced by the swamp, not by a mod.

generative sigils, dredged rather than drawn.

/prompt/toad/puddle seed: — — every one is deterministic, the seed is the artwork.

the wall

seeds the swamp agreed were worth keeping.

append-only record of everything the bog has done.

authored history, not a chain read — section 05 is the chain read.

no roadmap. only commits.

$ git log --oneline --graph

* a1b2c3d (HEAD -> main) fix: toad no longer sinks on spawn
* e4f5a6b feat: add second eyelid, closes #12
* 9c0d1e2 chore: shed skin, eat evidence
* 7f8a9b0 fix: stop licking unidentified surfaces
* 5b6c7d8 feat: parotoid gland now venom-only, no leaks
* 3d4e5f6 refactor: tongue latency down to 0.07s
* 1a2b3c4 docs: warts are load-bearing, do not remove
* 0f9e8d7 init: toad wakes up in the mud

what's actually under the toad.

there is no team. there is a swamp.

it has no leader, no mod application, and no patience for people who type "wen".

read this.